Est. 2026 · For the Gloriously Slow

THE CDTM Collection

Gear for the gloriously average. Wear it on runs, wear it to brunch.

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12 Min/Mile Club
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Can't Do Too Much
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Can't Do Too Much
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We Run. Slowly. Together.

Can't Do Too Much Run Club is for the 12-minute milers, the guys whose knees have opinions, and anyone who shows up and calls that a win. This merch is your badge of honor.

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